New Bush Energy Plan

The Bush administration today unveiled revisions to the energy bill, currently moving through Congress, designed to decrease U.S. dependency on foreign petroleum.

Under the terms of the amended legislation, the United States would "defeat the Arabs and take their oil."

I think this is funny as hell.  However, the problem with the internet is there will be probably 100,000 people out there who will think it’s real and email it to 500,000 people who will then forward it to yet another 1,000,000 people and before long there will be a grand jury seated in DC to examine whether or not Karl Rove did know about this plan before or after Scrappleface outed the CIA covert plan to annex Saudi Arabia.

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