The fastest growing religion in Australia is not Christianity or Islam.
It’s Jedi.
Now, the article linked totally dismisses it as basically a collective joke. However, think about it.
What’s the alternative?
Yoda, of course. It sounds like yoga, which is totally harmless as well. Plus, you get these nuggets to guide you:
- Powerful you have become, the dark side I sense in you.
- Grave danger you are in. Impatient you are.
- Try not. Do or do not, there is no try.
- Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.
- Always in motion is the future.
- Around the survivors a perimeter create.
- Size matters not.
- May the force be with you.
- Blind we are, if creation of this clone army we could not see.
- A Jedi’s strength flows from the Force.
- Help you I can, yes.
- Strong am I with the force.
- Always two there are, no more, no less: a master and an apprentice.
- Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing.
- When 900 years you reach, look as good, you will not.
Not, does it sound positive? Like it, I think I do. Believe it, no sure. Tithe, never.
Unlike any other religion at this time, you can see Yoda uttering these actual comments AS HE SAID THEM!
( Be sure to get the Widescreen editions, widescreen DVD was developed just for the Star Wars movies. )
Or, you can read all those bits of wisdom as they were originally intended.
Or, you can actually have your very own Yoda recite these nuggets to you.
I mean, cool "religion", is it not or what?
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