Comments on: The ultimate in Pandering: Silvio Berlusconi http://politics.moonagewebdream.com/2006/01/29/the-ultimate-in-pandering-silvio-berlusconi/ Think Fri, 09 Jan 2009 11:36:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Moonage http://politics.moonagewebdream.com/2006/01/29/the-ultimate-in-pandering-silvio-berlusconi/comment-page-1/#comment-824 Moonage Tue, 31 Jan 2006 18:43:12 +0000 http://politics.moonagewebdream.com/2006/01/29/the-ultimate-in-pandering-silvio-berlusconi/#comment-824 With that many promises, I'm betting he wins in a landslide. If he does, I bet the negative growth rate of Italy is cured in about nine months. With that many promises, I’m betting he wins in a landslide. If he does, I bet the negative growth rate of Italy is cured in about nine months.

]]> By: draculich http://politics.moonagewebdream.com/2006/01/29/the-ultimate-in-pandering-silvio-berlusconi/comment-page-1/#comment-823 draculich Tue, 31 Jan 2006 18:21:26 +0000 http://politics.moonagewebdream.com/2006/01/29/the-ultimate-in-pandering-silvio-berlusconi/#comment-823 Italian Ice - Berlusconi Vows Abstinence Until Election - No Innuendo Other Campaign Vows Made By Berlusconi Vows abstinence until erection Vows to disable the ignitions on all of his fine Italian sportscars Vows to keep palms grease-free when at the docks Vows to dress grunge Vows to scrape all those rubbly old buildings to make way for go-cart tracks Vows not to masterbate until one day before the election Vows to usurp more beach Vows to institute running of the polar bears in the streets of Milan Vows not to ally Italy with any national socialists Vows to say whatever it takes to get elected Italian Ice - Berlusconi Vows Abstinence Until Election - No Innuendo

Other Campaign Vows Made By Berlusconi

Vows abstinence until erection

Vows to disable the ignitions on all of his fine Italian sportscars

Vows to keep palms grease-free when at the docks

Vows to dress grunge

Vows to scrape all those rubbly old buildings to make way for go-cart tracks

Vows not to masterbate until one day before the election

Vows to usurp more beach

Vows to institute running of the polar bears in the streets of Milan

Vows not to ally Italy with any national socialists

Vows to say whatever it takes to get elected

]]> By: Moonage http://politics.moonagewebdream.com/2006/01/29/the-ultimate-in-pandering-silvio-berlusconi/comment-page-1/#comment-822 Moonage Mon, 30 Jan 2006 13:13:18 +0000 http://politics.moonagewebdream.com/2006/01/29/the-ultimate-in-pandering-silvio-berlusconi/#comment-822 Hmmm. Can't deny that. However, will God make his results known to the good voters BEFORE the election or as per the norm, well after? Hmmm. Can’t deny that. However, will God make his results known to the good voters BEFORE the election or as per the norm, well after?

]]> By: American Phoenix http://politics.moonagewebdream.com/2006/01/29/the-ultimate-in-pandering-silvio-berlusconi/comment-page-1/#comment-821 American Phoenix Mon, 30 Jan 2006 03:37:49 +0000 http://politics.moonagewebdream.com/2006/01/29/the-ultimate-in-pandering-silvio-berlusconi/#comment-821 God, of course! :> God, of course! :>

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