The Marriage Debate gets a little deeper
Posted by Moonage on 31 Jul 2006 | Tagged as: Shock and Awe
A lot of print has gone into the debate over what exactly "marriage" is. Namely, some homosexuals have been fighting desperately for the honor of being called Mr. and Mr. or Mrs. and Mrs. so-and-so. Along with this debate, part of the counter-argument has been that if we open the door to gays getting married, people will start wanting polygamy ( too many wives ), child molestation ( marrying kids ), and all sorts of other strange perverted "unions" slightly more normal people don’t want to imagine being consumated.
Well, slightly more normal peeps, I’m here to tell you it’s too late. The war has been lost already:
Now, unlike the in-your-face-we’re-gonna-sue-until-you-acquiesce style of the gays, the beastiality proponents have taken a slightly lower-brow approach:
The tongue-in-cheek event had nothing to do with bestiality, participants said, but had something to do with animal rights, something to do with equal rights, and a lot to do with being single and thirty-something, weathering the taunts of the happily married and going home every night to your dog.
Yeah, right. I’m not buying it. Steve Diamond, in a moment of obvious weakness from the euphoria of the moment, revealed their true intentions:
"Same-sex, interspecies, I don’t care. Love is transcendent," said Steve Diamond, putting down his drink to pet his four-inch tarantula, Barbarella. "I’ll be a good husband to her," he pledged. "I’m the one who does all the cooking and cleaning."
And what else Steve? I mean, you’re just a housekeeper if you do the cooking and cleaning. To be a HUSBAND, you WILL be expected to provide something else or the bitch will sue you for everything you’ve got for not giving it to her.
I have seen no lawsuits yet to stop this unholy act. Therefore, it’s over. "Marriage" is now whatever anyone wants it to be. Kinda makes me wonder what all the fuss over the gays was.
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