Wisconsin’s the place to screw dead people

Posted by Moonage on 21 Sep 2006 | Tagged as: Idiot of the day, The Legal Process, US Regional Politics

Three idiots got real lucky this week.

Three men accused of trying to dig up a young woman’s body to have sex with it had charges of attempted sexual assault dismissed Friday by a judge who noted Wisconsin has no law against necrophilia.

Grant County Circuit Judge George Curry dismissed those charges against twins Nicholas and Alexander Grunke, 20, of Ridgeway, and Dustin Radke, 20, of Mineral Point, but they still face lesser charges.

Now, these guys got real lucky not because Wisconsin has never seen fit to ban having sex with dead people, they got lucky because they got an incredibly stupid judge in charge of their case.  Someone care to explain to that judge what the law is when a person attempts to have sex with someone without their consent?

I imagine there will now be a rush to pass legislation in Wisconsin to ban necrophilia.  That’s a good thing.  However, as long as they’ve got judges who can’t see the obvious, it won’t really matter right now will it?

And, per my norm, there’s some parents in Wisconsin that need to have a serious discussion with their offspring.  When people talk of Grunking from now on, guess what they’ll be referring to.

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One Response to “Wisconsin’s the place to screw dead people”

  1. on 23 Sep 2006 at 1:05 am 1.insider said …

    Great post Moon. Gross, but great.

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