Democrat National Convention Schedule of Events
Posted by Moonage on 27 Aug 2008 | Tagged as: 2008 Presidential Race, Humor
Got this scoop via email ( sender shall remain anonymous ):
2008 Democrat National Convention
Schedule of Events
- 7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING
- 7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N.
- 7:20 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
- 7:25 pm NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP - Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton
- 7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah
- 7:55 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
- 8:00 pm HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET - Al Gore
- 8:15 pm GAY WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O’Donnell
- 8:35 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
- 8:40 pm OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry
- 9.00 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
- 10:00 pm ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE - Alec Baldwin
- 11:00 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
- 11:05 pm COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND - Barbara Streisand
- 11:15 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn
- 11:30 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton
- 11:45 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
- 11:50 pm HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS -Howard Dean
- 12:15 am TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore
- 12:25 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
- 12:30 am REMOTE SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
- 12:45 am NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - Nancy Pelosi
- 1:00 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
- 1:05 am CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
- 1:30 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
- 1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home
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