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2008 Democrat National Convention                 

Schedule of Events                           

  • 7:00 pm   OPENING FLAG BURNING  
  • 7:15 pm   PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N. 
  • 7:20 pm   Ted Kennedy  PROPOSES A TOAST   
  • 7:25 pm   NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP – Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton
  • 7:45 pm   CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING    – Darryl Hannah     
  • 7:55 pm   Ted Kennedy  PROPOSES A TOAST   
  • 8:00 pm   HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET -  Al Gore            
  • 8:15 pm   GAY WEDDING PLANNING -   Rosie O’Donnell           
  • 8:35 pm   Ted Kennedy  PROPOSES A TOAST                
  • 8:40 pm   OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS – John Kerry          
  • 9.00 pm   MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS – Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
  • 10:00 pm    ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE – Alec Baldwin         
  • 11:00 pm   Ted Kennedy  PROPOSES A TOAST                
  • 11:05 pm   COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND – Barbara Streisand 
  • 11:15 pm   FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY – Sean Penn
  • 11:30 pm   OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS – William Jefferson Clinton       
  • 11:45 pm    Ted Kennedy  PROPOSES A TOAST               
  • 11:50 pm   HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS -Howard Dean
  • 12:15 am   TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD – Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore
  • 12:25 am   Ted Kennedy  PROPOSES A TOAST                
  • 12:30 am   REMOTE SATELLITE ADDRESS – Mahmoud Ahmadinejad       
  • 12:45 am   NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA – Nancy Pelosi      
  • 1:00 am   Ted Kennedy  PROPOSES A TOAST                
  • 1:05 am   CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA              
  • 1:30 am   Ted Kennedy  PROPOSES A TOAST                
  • 1:35 am    Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

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