Idiot of the day – Michael Duvall
Michael Duvall was busted for sleeping with a lobbyist. No big deal. In fact, at least one of his conquests was pretty smoking hot. That would have bought him a pass most likely. However, he didn’t do it in the normal fashion. According to him, he made a mistake. However, I think most people saw a whole laundry list of mistakes, namely:
- You don’t talk about sex at work. Period.
- You don’t discuss personal details of sex. That’s more than anyone ever needs, and usually wants, to know.
- You never, never, never, discuss the hygene of sex. Ever. Talk about a mood-buster.
- You never discuss anything personal in front of a microphone.
- If you sit in front of a microphone, make sure it’s off. Might seem paranoid at the time, but…..
- You never, never, never, compare babes you cheating on your wife with. That word gets out, one or most likely both will make your life a living hell and have one incredibly simple way to do it. In this case, they had several to choose from.
- If you have an easy angle to score smokin hot babes, don’t tell anyone what it is.
- If you’re fat, pasty, and aging fast, worship what you’re getting now.
- If you politic on family values, keep it in your pants. If you can’t do that, don’t politic on family values. It’s enough to simply pass laws that enforce family values without getting preachy about it. People don’t like being lied to.
- And, my personal peave, if you’re gonna run around like a horn-dog bagging whatever bends over, get divorced first or some kind of arrangement with your wife. People just kinda get the willies when fat, pasty, married, fathers run around behaving like sex freaks. It puts the family in a very uncomfortable position as well. The family either has to swallow their pride and respect, or kick the bastard to the curb. It’s kinda hard to kick family to the curb tho. The wife can get a divorce easy enough, but the kids are kinda screwed.
- And, the main mistake, if you’re gonna ask people who vote to pay your salary, then take a vacation if you feel the urge to have a second childhood or just wanna get nasty for a while. Get it out of your system while no one cares. Have a complete blow-out and let it all hang out. THEN run on family values and keep it in your pants fora while. If that urge returns, take another vacation. If that urge never leaves, don’t get into politics.
- And bottom line, if you’re a Republican, expect headline news. If you’re going to behave that way in office, run as a Democrat and no one will ever say a word. “Until the Orange County Republican’s racy comments about his sexual conquests were caught on an open microphone in a Capitol hearing room and reported by CBS 2 and KCAL 9 Tuesday. “
