Prostitution used to be illegal in most of the country. Now it’s “performance art”. Child prostitution used to be a crime, now it’s a deduction. Social activism at its best! We must not let one bad ACORN ruin it for all the others though. My problem is figuring which ACORN is the worst. This one, the one who registered the same guy about 75 times to vote. I’ll have to check and see which carries the worst jail time, child prostitution, tax evasion, voter fraud, or falsifying federal documents. Check back with me later on that.
In the meantime, Barney Frank continues to believe in ACORN’s social activism so much that he’s pressured lawmakers to make sure ACORN gets more federal funding ASAP:
Earlier this month, House Financial Services Committee Chairman Rep. Barney Frank, D-MA, sponsored an amendment to the $140 million Mortgage Reform and Anti-Predatory Lending Act. The Frank measure allowed organizations being investigated by state or federal authorities on corruption charges to receive federal funds as long as they avoid conviction. Frank argued that his amendment, which was approved by the House, protected the presumption of innocence in federal spending.
But federal ethics rules have long stipulated that either an actual or apparent conflict of interest can put a government employee at risk of prosecution for ethics violations. So, if the Frank amendment becomes law, the federal government will have a double standard, ignoring the presumption of innocence for its employees with apparent conflicts of interest, but extending the presumption to its funding recipients
In other words, just give ACORN their money and don’t fret the small stuff like eliminating conflict of interest rules. It naturally passed Nancy Pelosi’s Democrat culture of corruption with a 240-3 margin. Having heard that ACORN might be facing even more federal charges, Frank has amended the Preservation of the Second Amendment in National Parks and National Wildlife Refuges Act to include $500 million for ACORN. Pelosi has scheduled it to be voted on right now. Harry Reid is certain it will pass the Senate, and Obama has already stated how eager he is to reform forests, the status quo will lead to smaller nuts, so we need a bigger acorn. Town hall meetings are scheduled nationwide to allow the SEIU to rough up anyone who dare question why ACORNs are part of a tree bill. People are being coached nationwide on how to post to their favorite social network something to the effect of “If you think trees shouldn’t be left to die, post this as your status”. Fearing a public backlash of people fearing a government takeover of federal forests, Obama schedules a speech for the entire nation, nay world, where he spells out just how important acorns are to forests and how silly it is for anyone to question why ACORN should therefore not receive $500 million so that your trees won’t die. He tells people not to listen to scare tactics given by people wanting to destroy all of your forests, he won’t let them do that, so you have to trust him only. One man with a dull name bursts out in objection that this is all a lie. He is shouted down by Joe Biden for not following decorum and heckling in unison with the Democrats.
When it’s all said and done, the forest fires in California will still rage out of control while a bunch of activist thugs in Illinois teach welfare recipients how to sneak kidnapped illegal children into the US to be sold into sex slavery while skirting paying any taxes, and your tax money will be paying them to do it. That’s not speculation, that’s already happened.
Sounds completely crazy don’t it? I hope so. For some reason a lot of people don’t.
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