Long stick go BOOM!
Pat Robertson blamed the Haiti earthquake on their pact with the devil. That seemed kinda crazy to me.
Danny Glover one-upped Robertson by claiming it’s because we didn’t do enough at the COP15 meetings. You know, mother nature’s pissed and she’s not going to take it any more. That seemed kinda crazy to me as well.
But, they were just the warm-ups for the king of crazy, Mr. Hugo Chavez. Now, without being able to cite the source, since it’s Spanish, I’ll have to paraphrase. It goes something like this:
The US has an “earthquake weapon”. It’s like a super-duper sonic weapon. It also affects weather, causing droughts and stuff. This is apparently being developed by the HAARP program. Having laid the Haiti military to waste, the US has moved our military in to occupy Haiti. Previous warm-ups were the earthquake in China that killed 90,000 people in 2008, and of course, the earthquake everyone remembers most, the one in Eureka, California. This test-run invasion of Haiti is the preparation of the invasion of Iran to topple the Islamic regime. The evidence of course, is the 3,000 US marines in Haiti now. They are of course, under cover. They’re not there to help the Haitians, they are occupying Haiti.
Got all that?
Famine, drought, earthquakes, floods, you name it, the US did it.
Venezuela, your leader is absolutely certifiably crazier than a fruitcake. You all really need to do something before he gets you all hurt. I mean, if we can send earthquakes to Haiti, China, Iran, and even California, sending one to Venezuela would be a snap dontcha think? Shut the guy up before we have to shake you all up real bad.