Where to try the terrorists
Barack Obama, when campaigning, promised he’d try international terrorists in civilian courts. Holding up to that promise, he decided it should be downtown New York City. You know, that place with something like 10,000,000 people living within the federal courthouse. To be blunt, that’s just stupid. It was the fact a terrorist was going to be tried in New York City in 1993 that got the World Trade Center bombed. All the security in the world didn’t stop what the terrorists assured they would do. Since a bomb didn’t do the job, Osama Bin Laden finished the job eight years later.
Now, Obama wants a repeat. That’s just stupid. The mayor of New York City then handed the feds a $20,000,000 tab for securing the trial location. Then Obama’s peeps started wavering a little.
I’ll take care of this whole problem. We got a high security federal prison right here. And, we got a new federal courthouse being built right here, right now. Bring it here.
Now, for those not aware, I’m referring to McCreary County Kentucky.
They don’t have terrorists in McCreary County. Terrorists are scared of places like McCreary County, Kentucky. For good reason. An Arab in McCreary County Kentucky is kinda obvious. Now, we do have some Muslims here, but we know who they are. Each and every single one of them. That’s because small communities are tight. We know who the Japanese are. We know who the Chinese are. The Mexicans come and go to some degree, but the ones that have stayed, we know who they are. An Arab strolling down highway 27 with shackles on won’t make it very far. Terrorists coming to blow up downtown Whitley City or Stearns won’t be hiding too well. And, if we do figure out what they’re up to, there’s a mighty big forest real close to here. And, if they do happen to blow up a truck load of fertilizer, they probably won’t do much damage. And, probably would go unnoticed. We like to blow things up a lot down here anyway. Bottom line, we just don’t have any buildings that big.
For $20,000,000, we’ll make sure they’re tried, convicted, sentenced, and hung. Guaranteed. And, you won’t have to worry about a media spectacle. I doubt much media would come. By the time they found the place, the trial would be over.
What say you, Barack? Deal? You’re not going to close Gitmo any time in your presidency at the rate you’re going now just fussing over where to house them until we can convict them now are you? Bring it here. I double-dog dare ya. I guarantee you’re not going to get a better offer than this one.