A Good War Story
Got this from a well-respected person I know via another well-respected person I know via a probably less well-respected person they know, but who has a better humor:
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, “I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scumbag who got what he deserved. And he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn’t even an American. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, “Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!” “And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.”
- May 14, 2009 -- Change we can believe in – civil liberties, Gitmo, indefinite detentions (0)
On August 1, 2007, Obama posted on his site a long list of what he would do as President. Part of that included:
.....This brings me to the fourth step in my strategy: I will make clear that the d...
- July 10, 2007 -- Osama and the Genie (0)
Got this from Mrs. Moon, so I knew it would be good:
While trying to escape through
Pakistan, Osama bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the...
- August 20, 2008 -- Making the best of the New York Times (2)
Received this via email. It's so true in so many ways:
A biker is riding his Harley by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff ...
- August 27, 2008 -- Profiling (0)
Got this via email, I've sort of touched on this in the past. No need "Scoping" it, I've left off the part that goes over the top:
In the event you've missed this - worse forgotten it, a gentle r...
- January 22, 2010 -- The Brown formula for success (0)
I'm seeing a lot of stuff about how people are now expecting a lot of Republicans to follow in the footsteps of Scott Brown. Seems like a rather simple plan to me:
Pose naked for Cosmo.