Honeymoon’s over
It took a while, but it appears the honeymoon is over.
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
- Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. – O’Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. – Leno
Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. – Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! – Fallon
Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. – Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. - Letterman
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