NASA’s new mission ( you’re not gonna believe this one! )
A few months ago, President Obama gutted NASA. People threw a fit. In order to get his health care reform passed, Obama cut a deal. Charles Bolden was the man to get it done. Quite confident in NASA’s lack of direction, Charles Bolden was now in charge of Obama’s newest direction. They were going to build the next generation module, with no rocket to carry it. In other words, NASA’s five year mission became to boldly go nowhere.
People made fun of the inane leadership of NASA. Apparently Charles Bolden didn’t like that. So, he did what all NASA directors do, he went on Al Jazeera to announce NASA’s new directive. Now, all the the greatest science minds in the United States of America were going to pull it all together and “engage much more with predominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science, math, and engineering.”
You think I’m joking? Dontcha. This is just too dang crazy to be real. Right? Watch this:
Screw all that space crap, NASA’s going to spend all their time looking for proof of global warming and how to become better Muslims.
I truly struggle to find words over how crazy this administration is. Jimmy Carter dealing with alien abductions and Billy beer were nothing on this. Clinton having sex with THAT cigar, nothing. Take you cabinet person, pick your craziest story. It tops anything anyone’s done in my lifetime. National Aeronautics and SPACE Administration ditching space exploration to prove global warming exists and stroke the science egos of a religion that has killed all their science researchers is yet another complete delusion. The only Muslem countries interested in rockets are the ones who either possess or want to possess nuclear weapons. Why does Bolden think there is some value to our country making them better at delivering nuclear warheads? Exactly where does Bolden think they’ll aim first? Exactly which Muslem cleric is preaching how they need to reach to the stars and better understand our place in the universe? Why is Bolden walking the streets without proper supervision? Sheez.
OK Phil Plait, your turn. I can’t wait to see how he spins this one. The main reason NASA is being slaughtered is because of the science community turning a blind eye to it.