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Thursday night John McCain gave a rousing speech, finishing it off with a call to fight.  His urge was barely audible over the wildly cheering crowd:

Apparently excited that they finally had a candidate that felt their pain, several hundred anarchists promptly got arrested chanting “F**k the police!”.
OK, hands up here, how many people ever thought [...]

Tags: anarchist, convention, fight, mccain, police, republican, riot

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Got this scoop via email ( sender shall remain anonymous ):
2008 Democrat National Convention                 
Schedule of Events                           

7:00 pm   OPENING FLAG BURNING  
7:15 pm   PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N. 
7:20 pm   Ted Kennedy  PROPOSES A TOAST   
7:25 pm   NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP - Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton
7:45 pm   CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING    - Darryl Hannah     
7:55 pm   Ted Kennedy  PROPOSES [...]

Tags: convention, democrat, national

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Washington DC - Congress is considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.
       
‘Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive [...]

Tags: Americans With No Abilities Act, Humor

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Received this via email.  It’s so true in so many ways:
A biker is riding his Harley by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage.  Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps [...]

Tags: biker, girl, Humor, immigrant, lion, marine, new-york-times, reporter, republican, zoo

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Apparently the 20% or so that haven’t decided on either McCain or Obama are getting desperate.  A friend just filled me in on a big secret:

Ya know, I might just ride along for this one and see what happens!

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Technorati Tags: joke, news3online, prank

Tags: joke, news3online, prank

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I received this email from a politician I know well and respect.  So, I take it as being sincere:
There are less than eight months until the election, an election that will decide the next President of the United States. The person elected will be the president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the [...]

Tags: clinton, headlights, mccain, obama

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Republican leadership decided that since so many people are making fun of the over-abuse of the word “change” in this year’s elections, they’d go with a new slogan themselves.  So, not to be outdone by the Dems, they rolled out “Change You Deserve!”  The Dems were quick to point out that the makers of Effexor [...]

Tags: anti-deppressant, coca cola, effexor, michelle malkin, republican, slogan

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Hah!  Now the secret is finally out.  Much speculation has been made about Barack Obama’s religion.  It has been implied, since he was born in Hawaii, that he is a closet extremist Muslem.  However, yesterday he let the cat out of the bag.  This whole race, he has been secretly courting radical Buddhists in Japan!  [...]

Tags: barack obama, buddhim, buddhist, japan, muslem, muslim, the onion

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A recurring theme I’ve heard pretty much this entire primary is being repeated today during Super Tuesday:
I just don’t see how the South could vote for McCain (though we have before).
Now, I have never bought into that logic for several very simple reasons. First of all:
He obviously knows how to handle a gun. That’s important [...]

Tags: 2008 Presidential Race, gun, Humor, judge-dredd, mccain, rambo, rifle, rocky, sylvester-stallone

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A lot is being made over this:

I can see why.  SOME folks in Arlington are saying they don’t think this represents their community.  The question I have is, why not?  Mayor Carmen is obviously very fit and healthy.  That folks, is a good thing.  The image I’m getting is folks in Arlington, OR, must be [...]

Tags: arlington, Carmen-Kontur-Gronquist, fire-engine, Humor, lingerie, oregon, People, Political Correctness

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