Got this via email: Regarding women: She is not a “BABE” or a “CHICK” – She is a “BREASTED AMERICAN.” She is not a “SCREAMER” or a “MOANER” – She is “VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.” She is not “EASY” – She is “HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.” She is not a “DUMB BLONDE” – She is a “LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF [...]
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Morgan Quitno Press released this list of the “smartest states” list. Without further ado, here it is, color coded to make it more fun to play with: Looks kinda grim for all those people who mocked the “Al Gore voters are smarter than Bush voters” thingy from the past. However, Morgan Quitno has kept [...]
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