Posts Tagged ‘Humor’
From my friend Sharon: The Basics for writing 2011 Romance Novels: He gazed into my eyes then grasped me firmly, but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly closed the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, deep, [...]
Tags: flight check, homeland-security, Humor, romance novel, victoria secret
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Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”
Tags: Humor, IRS, theirs
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It took a while, but it appears the honeymoon is over. America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. – Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. – O’Brien Q: What does Barack Obama [...]
Tags: fallon, Humor, kimmel, leno, ltterman, o'brien
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Got this from a well-respected person I know via another well-respected person I know via a probably less well-respected person they know, but who has a better humor: A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of [...]
Tags: fallujah, frigid, Humor, joke, lesbian, marine, mean spirited, nancy pelosi, obama, Osama-Bin-Laden, saddam-hussein, truck
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The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama’s new healthcare package. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain [...]
Tags: allergist, american medical association, anesthesiologist, cardiologist, dermatologist, gastroenterologist, healthcare, Humor, internist, neurologist, obama, obstetrician, opthalmologist, package, pathologist, pediatrician, plastic surgeon, podiatrist, proctologist, psychiatrist, radiologist, surgeon, urologist
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This one’s for Nancy: A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” [...]
Tags: balloon, democrat, hot-air, Humor, nancy pelosi, republican
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Got this via email, loved it: A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the [...]
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This video has been sent to me about a dozen times now. I still enjoy it. There is some question as to whether Bill’s snubbing Hillary, or Hillary’s snubbing Bill. Me? I think it’s obvious Hillary can’t wait to get her some, well, you know, better paying job ( yeah, that’s it ). Decide for [...]
Tags: bill clinton, Dick-Cheney, hillary clinton, hillary snubs bill, Humor, obama
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