Posts Tagged ‘Humor’

2011 Romance Novel Basics

January 4th, 2011 | No Comments

From my friend Sharon: The Basics for writing 2011 Romance Novels: He gazed into my eyes then grasped me firmly, but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly closed the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, deep, [...]

The IRS

July 28th, 2010 | No Comments

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”

Honeymoon’s over

April 12th, 2010 | No Comments

It took a while, but it appears the honeymoon is over. America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.   – Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.   – O’Brien Q: What does Barack Obama [...]

Health Care Reform, BFD

March 24th, 2010 | No Comments

HT: JR

A Good War Story

March 11th, 2010 | No Comments

Got this from a well-respected person I know via another well-respected person I know via a probably less well-respected person they know, but who has a better humor: A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of [...]

American Medical Association weighs in on Obama’s health care reform

January 7th, 2010 | No Comments

The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama’s new healthcare package. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain [...]

Pelosi GTxiSS/RT

July 10th, 2009 | No Comments

A Democrat, A Republican, and some hot air

July 9th, 2009 | No Comments

This one’s for Nancy: A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” [...]

A Cowboy named Bud

April 15th, 2009 | 2 Comments

Got this via email, loved it: A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in  California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.  The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the [...]

Hillary snubs Bill

March 18th, 2009 | No Comments

This video has been sent to me about a dozen times now.  I still enjoy it.  There is some question as to whether Bill’s snubbing Hillary, or Hillary’s snubbing Bill.  Me?  I think it’s obvious Hillary can’t wait to get her some, well, you know, better paying job ( yeah, that’s it ).  Decide for [...]