Bush prepares for the Obama inauguration
November 20th, 2008 | 1 Comment
Nuff said!
Posts Tagged ‘Humor’
Heaven or Hell?
October 22nd, 2008 | No Comments
This was sent to me by a friend: While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. ‘Welcome to heaven,’ says St. Peter. ‘Before you settle in, it seems there is a [...]
The Americans With No Abilities Act
August 24th, 2008 | 6 Comments
Washington DC – Congress is considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition. ‘Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence [...]
Making the best of the New York Times
August 20th, 2008 | 2 Comments
Received this via email. It’s so true in so many ways: A biker is riding his Harley by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The [...]
Voters in the South love our guns
February 5th, 2008 | 1 Comment
A recurring theme I’ve heard pretty much this entire primary is being repeated today during Super Tuesday: I just don’t see how the South could vote for McCain (though we have before). Now, I have never bought into that logic for several very simple reasons. First of all: He obviously knows how to handle a [...]
What’s the problem with a sexy mayor?
January 19th, 2008 | No Comments
A lot is being made over this: I can see why. SOME folks in Arlington are saying they don’t think this represents their community. The question I have is, why not? Mayor Carmen is obviously very fit and healthy. That folks, is a good thing. The image I’m getting is folks in Arlington, OR, [...]
Politically correct stereotyping
January 16th, 2008 | No Comments
Got this via email: Regarding women: She is not a “BABE” or a “CHICK” – She is a “BREASTED AMERICAN.” She is not a “SCREAMER” or a “MOANER” – She is “VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.” She is not “EASY” – She is “HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.” She is not a “DUMB BLONDE” – She is a “LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF [...]
Monica’s ex-boyfriend’s wife for President
January 16th, 2008 | 8 Comments
In case someone hasn’t noticed by this point, wer’e engaged in a primary season to choose our next President of the United States of America. It’s all over the internet, it’s all over the news, it’s all over radio, it’s all over the papers. And now, for those that ingest none of the above, it’s [...]
Those pesky rubber hitch testicles
January 16th, 2008 | 2 Comments
Originally, I thought this was going to be the idiot of the day. Then, I was going to morph into Big Brother run amok. But, the story reads a lot different than the obvious. State Del. Lionel Spruill introduced a bill Tuesday to ban displaying replicas of human genitalia on vehicles, calling it a safety [...]
