Posts Tagged ‘Shock and Awe’

Fixing Social Security

January 22nd, 2008 | No Comments

I have the Social Security issue all figured out ( again ).  It doesn’t require cutting back benefits or raising taxes.  It’s simple too. Just expand the death penalty to include crimes that result in abuse or death.  That category would include molesters, drug dealers, and “insane” murderers.  Make it a lot simpler to enforce [...]

PETA and the cannibal

January 12th, 2008 | No Comments

PETA sent this letter to the sheriff housing Christopher McCuin.  Chris is the guy who ate his girlfriend last week.  Literally.  Read it, it’s hilarious! January 10, 2008   Captain Gary Pinkerton, Jail Administrator  Smith County Jail   Dear Captain Pinkerton:   On behalf of PETA and our more than 1.8 million members and supporters, [...]

Democrats pass the troop reduction act

November 15th, 2007 | No Comments

House Democrats pushed through a $50 billion Iraq war bill that would require President George W. Bush to start bringing troops home in coming weeks with a goal of ending combat by December 2008. Now, this is where it gets really silly.  Bush was already bringing troops home.  Confused yet?  Let Nancy clarify it for [...]

The Proper Way to beat your wife

November 4th, 2007 | No Comments

This clip on Memritv to me perfectly illustrates the difference in cultures of “the evil Satan” of the West and “the religion of Peace” of the Middle East: Saudi Cleric Muhammad Al-’Arifi Explains Wife Beating in Islam to Young Muslims in a Ramadhan Show That’s just nuts by my standard.  If I could ask Al-Arifi [...]

Rafsanjani, Hitler, and Ann Coulter?

October 12th, 2007 | 2 Comments

You know you’re in a bad way when Google’s context sensitive advertising does this: Now, ya just gotta wonder why “Ann Coulter” would even come up in an article that never mentions her.  More politics by Google?  Or, is Ann’s name now so synonomous with “Jew” that Google’s engine just can’t help it? Honestly, I would [...]

Joy Behar has the Klan on her mind

September 20th, 2007 | No Comments

Every time I think The View has sunk to the lowest it can possibly get, a new character drags it even lower.  We had the Rosie blaming Bush for 9/11 crap, citing metal doesn’t melt due to fire.  Then we had Whoopi.  Now we’ve got Joy Behar comparing the Republican Presidential candidates to members of [...]

Andrew Meyer is repressed

September 19th, 2007 | 1 Comment

The University of Florida Police Department is taking some heat for the less than subtle means they used to shut up Andrew Meyer during a John Kerry presentation.  Wearing the over-abused cliche drooping khaki pants and a t-shirt, this guy was obviously no threat to anyone.  The cops didn’t get his prank or thought it [...]

Dennis Kucinich proves he’s nuts

September 11th, 2007 | No Comments

Congress passed a resolution establishing September 11th as a day of rememberance.  It honors those who died on September 11, 2007.  It also honors those that eventually served in Afghanistan and Iraq.  334 Congressmen voted for it.  1 voted against.  That one, was Dennis Kucinich, candidate for president.  His reasoning is this: “It is important [...]

Kathy Griffin’s Emmy speech

September 11th, 2007 | 2 Comments

Kathy Griffin won an Emmy for making people laugh.  Well some people anyway, I don’t have a clue who she is.  However, she felt compelled to undo that laughter with her acceptance speech: “A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this. He had nothing to do with this,” Griffin said. “Suck [...]

Tiny Muskens and the pronunciation of God

August 18th, 2007 | 1 Comment

Tiny Muskens, a Dutch Bishop, really thinks if Christians refer to God as Allah, it will solve a lot of problems. I think he’s a blithering idiot.  Are the Sunni, Shiites, and Kurds fighting only against Christians in Iraq? Radical Islam is so radical only a certain TYPE of Allah is accepted.  They could care [...]